I have a theory.  My hypothesis is that some of the most unpleasant, neurotic, anal retentive, inflexible and generally obnoxious people that we have to deal with in day-to-day life are closeted gays. The pressure of pretending to be straight really takes a toll on one’s psyche.

So I want to start a group called Suodoxe. Wayne Besen can head up the New York Metro chapter. Our mission is to reorient nasty closeted gay fundamentalists. As openly gay citizens they still have religious choices.

So trust me boys and girls. Life is much better as an openly gay person than as some tight-assed fundamentalist. It sure is less frustrating.

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By David Cary Hart

Retired CEO. Formerly a W.E. Deming-trained quality-management consultant. Now just a cranky Jewish queer. Gay cis. He/Him/His.