It’s called the Shut Up, Devil! app (seriously) which claims to be an innovative resource that puts the power of the Word of God in your pocket. And because it’s on your smartphone, which is almost always with you, you’re ready to resist the devil whenever and wherever he attacks. Additionally the app features reminders that will help you keep the enemy at bay and silenced in your life.

SBF contacted the publisher (not really) who claims that the app (in limited pre-release) successfully thwarted the devil 12,345 times out of 12,466 probable Satanic intrusions. Roughly 11,500 of those temptations were for same-sex-sex. They were slightly less forthcoming about the means of their measurements but I am certain that their statistics are accurate to a scientific certainty. “Oh you poor devil you” might take on new meaning.

h/t Charisma News

By David Cary Hart

Retired CEO. Formerly a W.E. Deming-trained quality-management consultant. Now just a cranky Jewish queer. Gay cis. He/Him/His.