Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee is not going to be elected president of the United States; Not in 2016; Not ever. The former Arkansas Governor is enjoying an all expenses paid book and speaking fees tour courtesy of donors. It is a form of Christian economics that only makes sense if you are, well … you know.

In an interview with Des Moines, IA’s KCCI Channel 8 Huckabee explained that he fails to see the difference between states disregarding federal anti-pot laws and state employees such as Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis refusing to grant marriage licenses to same-sex couples.

The difference, Mr. Huckabee, is that gay citizens have a constitutional right to marry. Weed doesn’t seem to be a constitutional issue. When Ms. Davis does her thing she is frustrating the constitutional rights of fellow citizens.

By David Cary Hart

Retired CEO. Formerly a W.E. Deming-trained quality-management consultant. Now just a cranky Jewish queer. Gay cis. He/Him/His.