Marco Rubio

I have been saying for some time that my junior senator, Marco Rubio, is battery operated. It has ample memory and looks pretty but the processor is not terribly smart. This results in utterances like:

We are taking our message to families that are struggling to raise their children in the 21st century because, as you saw, Jeanette and I are raising our four children in the 21st century, and we know how hard it’s become to instill our values in our kids instead of the values they try to ram down our throats.

In the 21st century, it’s becoming harder than ever to instill in your children the values they teach in our homes and in our church instead of the values that they try to ram down our throats in the movies, in music, in popular culture.

Nevertheless, Marco Rubio is a serious contender for the GOP nomination, particularly if their convention is “brokered.” Rubio has stated that he would work to take rights away for LGBT citizens. As a United States Senator, he has lent his credibility by appearing at an anti-gay hate group’s event giving an award to Mat Staver, the leader of Liberty Counsel.

By David Cary Hart

Retired CEO. Formerly a W.E. Deming-trained quality-management consultant. Now just a cranky Jewish queer. Gay cis. He/Him/His.