We have all had enough of your bullshit Alveda

Were Alveda King not the niece of the late Martin Luther King she would make a living putting chocolate on cherries. At least she has seemingly dropped her insistence on being called Dr. Alveda King — a pretentious reference to her honorary degree from a college that doesn’t offer doctoral level programs.

“Both our sons and daughters are impacted by this toilet battle,” the niece of the late Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., declared. “They are either being flushed down the tube or exposed and exploited shamelessly — this is a battle for THE SEED.”

King argues that heterosexual women and children are not the only ones who are suffering from new restroom policies sweeping the nation.

“Those who are confused between bathrooms will go in and out of both male and female facilities, approaching our boys and girls,” the leader of Priests for Life warns. “The gender confused are also Satan’s victims. [This comes from a concerned] mother and grandmother of both boys and girls …”

A battle for THE SEED. Why didn’t I think of that? I don’t even have some smart ass snarky response to something that authoritative.  This piece on American Family Association’s “news” site was written by
Michael F. Haverluck. Either he, King (or perhaps both) confuse sexual
orientation with sexual identity referring to cisgender people as heterosexual.

Finally, I never knew that transgender people were confused between bathrooms. It makes perfect sense then that they would go in and out of both male and female facilities. I suppose that is the process of making a decision. Satan seems to be a very busy boy.

These self-righteous nitwits are forever complaining about being the objects of ridicule because of their faith. No. They are the objects of ridicule for making the most outlandishly moronic statements possible about things that they obviously know nothing about. They are willing know-nothings. Does Satan cause people to become willingly stupid?

By David Cary Hart

Retired CEO. Formerly a W.E. Deming-trained quality-management consultant. Now just a cranky Jewish queer. Gay cis. He/Him/His.