Richard Land
This is what Richard Land looks like when he is smiling

Thursday, prominent Baptist leader, Richard Land, unveils his cabinet recommendations in an open letter to Donald Trump. According to land, “it would be extremely helpful if you would strongly consider giving Evangelicals a solid and clear indication of what a prospective Trump administration would look like.” Land, who is the president of Southern Evangelical Seminary in Charlotte, North Carolina offers the following to put our government in suitable theocratic dysfunction:

  • Secretary of State: Former U.N. Ambassador John Bolton
  • Attorney General: New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie
  • Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dr. Ben Carson
  • Secretary of Energy: Former Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal
  • Secretary of Defense: Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry
  • Secretary of Commerce: Carly Fiorina
  • Director of OMB: Ohio Gov. John Kasich
  • Secretary of the Interior: Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback
  • Chief Domestic Affairs Advisor: Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee

By David Cary Hart

Retired CEO. Formerly a W.E. Deming-trained quality-management consultant. Now just a cranky Jewish queer. Gay cis. He/Him/His.