Christopher Plante
Christopher Plante, circa 2013

Christopher Plante used to be with National Organization for Marriage, originally in Rhode Island and then, possibly, D.C. or Pennsylvania. Plante is a bit of a dim bulb who never exactly set the world on fire.

Today I received an email from Chris Plante at Family Policy Institute of Washington. Odd because the email is actually from, and signed by, FPIW’s head bigot, Joseph Backholm. Furthermore, the mail-merge was done incorrectly. My message starts: “Dear %%FIRST%%,”

Apparently reverse-Midas is contagious after all.

By David Cary Hart

Retired CEO. Formerly a W.E. Deming-trained quality-management consultant. Now just a cranky Jewish queer. Gay cis. He/Him/His.