Cliff Kincaid
Cliff Kincaid
Sketch via Southern Poverty Law Center

Cliff Kincaid is certainly no friend of the LGBT community. It is also increasingly obvious that Kincaid is no friend of mental hygiene either.

Earlier this month Kincaid questioned whether the mass shooting in Las Vegas was “an FBI sting gone bad.” After all, Kincaid wrote:

It is terrible to contemplate, but the possibility that Stephen Paddock was an undercover federal operative or informant cannot be ruled out. He may have been set up or used by ISIS and/or a federal agency in a scheme that backfired.

There is not a shred of evidence to support the theory that Paddock had anything to do with the FBI. Kincaid makes up this crap out of thin air. If I ever wrote something that batshit crazy I would hope that readers would let me know that I was well beyond the deep end. Kincaid must have had another fever dream Monday night because Tuesday he wrote: “Open a criminal investigation of Barack Hussein Obama.” Why pray tell?

It’s suddenly big news that there are perverts in Hollywood. The really big news is that former President Barack Hussein Obama’s communist and terrorist-support network remains a state secret. Attorney General Jeff Sessions won’t touch it.

Until we come to grips with Obama, our first Marxist president with radical Muslim sympathies, we are adrift as a nation. He ran for office as a “committed Christian,” a monumental deception to conceal his record of service to the communist cause, Muslim background, and grooming by suspected Soviet espionage agent Frank Marshall Davis.

That’s right. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is complicit in a cover-up of President Obama’s nefarious schemes. Drat that Muslim, Marxist, White-Hating Negro! Kincaid must know that there are plenty of perverts among conservative Christians and Republicans. Debauchery is boundless.

Frank Marshall Davis, by the way, was an African-American communist. In his 1995 book, President Obama referred to a family friend named “Frank.” Kincaid is now writing, as fact, that Frank must have been Frank Marshall Davis. After all, there just aren’t that many Franks around.

Snark aside, this saddens me. President Obama was one of the classiest men to ever occupy the Oval Office. He never seemed to do anything out of self-interest, his decisions were the result of thorough and careful analysis, he was impeccably honest and he is very smart. Above all, President Obama seemed to really care about the average American.

It amazes me that people who voted for Obama voted for our incumbent oaf; a pathological liar who knows only self-interest. Trump only cares about Trump. Trump has no class at all. Kincaid should worry more about the daily damage to our country being done by Agent Orange out of greed, spite, laziness, envy and awkward stupidity absent independent analytical thought.

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By David Cary Hart

Retired CEO. Formerly a W.E. Deming-trained quality-management consultant. Now just a cranky Jewish queer. Gay cis. He/Him/His.