Liberace - This is the future for conservative Christian kids

They are correct. We are going to round up all their kids and turn them into little Liberaces.”

According to American Family Association: Gay men’s choir blames QAnon for its own sick song. Two of the hate group’s wizards were required to write that BS; Billy Davis and Steve Jordahl (“Jordavis”).

Let’s put the title to rest before I go any further. Jordavis provided a link to SFiST, a San Francisco site featuring news and commentary. What they wrote is this:

The wingnut furor has focused entirely on two lyrics — “We’ll convert your children” and “We’re coming for your children” — which the QAnon set assumes is an open declaration of sexually exploiting minors. But a full listen to the track … makes it clear to any reasonable listener that the choir is talking about winning hearts and minds by being funnier, more likable, and better dressed …

“They are humorless psychopaths who are perpetually pissed over some irrational grievance.”

So first of all, the choir did not “blame” anyone, much less QAnon. SFiST likened the religious wingnuts to QAnon adherents. That is a reasonably satisfying correlation.

Secondly, Jordavis did not bother to read the article that they linked to. They might have learned something about satire and humor. The SFiST article is titled: Extremely Funny SF Gay Men’s Chorus Video Unleashes Torrent of Right-Wing Threats, Vitriol.

You might recall that I pointed out last week that the Christian Right doesn’t get satire. Some universal brain malfunction prevents them from appreciating “the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to criticize people’s stupidity.”

They continue to demonstrate that they do not get satire. They are humorless psychopaths who are perpetually pissed over some irrational grievance. They write:

“Get your wallets out because your kids are going to develop an odd fondness for Dolce & Gabbana.”

“They have taken the lyrics out of context to support a narrative that suits their intolerant and hateful needs,” a statement from the chorus reads. “It is obvious the tongue-in-cheek humor is lost on many.”

The song’s lyrics, however, … show otherwise: the song repeatedly — in stanza after stanza — claims that children are being won over to a more “tolerant and fair” homosexual lifestyle despite parents who are “frightened” and are attempting, but failing, to shield their kids.

They are correct. We are going to round up all their kids and turn them into little Liberaces. They will swoon over Judy Garland as they worship Miley Cyrus. Each of the little terrors will have their own official copy of the Homosexual Agenda™ signed by Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg.

Get your wallets out because your kids are going to develop an odd fondness for Dolce & Gabbana. Boys will carry torches as “flaming queens.” Girls will proudly sport their tool boxes adorned with photos of the late astronaut Sally Ride.

And it’s all going to happen because the folks at American Family Association and other hate groups were not sufficiently bigoted or superstitious to put a stop to it.

Caitlyn JennerSo, by all means, put yourselves on high alert lest you be victimized by The Agenda. Teach your children to be obnoxious bigots. Put filtering software on their computers so that they cannot connect to any “pro-homosexual” sites. Teach them that medical science has been co-opted by transgender Marxists. Peer-reviewed research is meaningless.

The Bible contains all the knowledge that they will ever need. Right?

By David Cary Hart

Retired CEO. Formerly a W.E. Deming-trained quality-management consultant. Now just a cranky Jewish queer. Gay cis. He/Him/His.